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Translation for Scumon & Chuumon’s character song “Easy-Daisy Poopy-Tossy ~Scumon & Chuumon’s Theme~” (ちちんぷいぷい ウンチポイポイ ～スカモン＆チューモンのテーマ～), from the album Digimon Adventure Enemy Character Song File.

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“Easy-Daisy¹ Poopy-Tossy ~Scumon & Chuumon’s Theme~” (ちちんぷいぷい ウンチポイポイ ～スカモン＆チューモンのテーマ～)
Lyrics: Chiyoko Mori
Composition: Cher Watanabe
Vocals: Scumon (CV: Motoko Kumai) & Chuumon (CV: Kappei Yamaguchi)

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[Both]
Easy-daisy poopy-tossy
Poopy-tossy-ossy!!

[Scumon] I’m Scumon the talking poop [Chuumon] (C’mon!)
[Scumon] And this is Chuumon on my head [Chuumon] (What’s that-pyon?)
[Scumon] And we really really love girls so much
[Chuumon] (We always end up goin’ out and hittin’ on ’em)

[Scumon]
It’s so soggy and stinky and slimy here
Such a wonderful forest, let’s go on a date here-pyon!
[Chuumon]
(A date here-pyon!)

[Scumon]
Some poop in a pinch with a bunch of a punch²
This romance has gotta go well
[Chuumon]
(It’s all or dung³, a one out of one)
[Scumon]
(One, two!)
[Both]
Easy-daisy poopy-tossy
Poopy tossy-ossy!!
[Chuumon]
(It’s Love, Love, Love, pyo~n!)

[Chuumon]
(Scumon, Scumon!)
[Scumon]
(Huh?)
[Chuumon]
(Sora-chan and Mimi-chan are back after all this time, pyon!)
[Scumon]
(Whoooooa! Let’s go flirt with them, pyon!)
[Chuumon]
(Yeah, yeah, pyon!)
[Both]
(…Huh?…We can’t?)
[Chuumon]
(See! It really is Sora and Mimi, pyon!)
[Scumon]
(Tossy-ossy-ossy!)

[Chuumon] Scumon’s a bit of a prankster [Scumon] (C’mon!)
[Chuumon] And Chuumon’s kinda the enabler [Scumon] (Yeah, yeah!)
[Chuumon] And we really really love smelly things so much
[Scumon] (We love smearing poop all over it)

[Chuumon]
Things like rotting moldy cheese
or food leftovers are the best, pyon! (the best, pyon!)

[Both]
Some poop in a pinch with a bunch of a punch²
[Scumon]
If you’re starting to feel down
[Chuumon]
(It’s all or dung³, a one out of one)
[Scumon]
(Yeah, yeah!)
[Both]
Easy-daisy poopy-tossy
Poopy tossy-ossy!!
[Chuumon]
(We’re Happy, Happy, Happy, pyo~n!)

[Both]
Easy-daisy poopy-tossy
Poopy tossy-ossy!!

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Translator's notes

1. The phrase “chi-chin pui-pui” is a stock phrase that parents or other adults say to soothe a child who’s been injured. [↩]
2. The wordplay here is “unchi ga pinchi de panchi ga ponchi” (“poop puts you in a pinch and a punch is a punch”). [↩] [↩]
3. Wordplay on the idiom “ichi ka bachi ka“, meaning “all or nothing”, by replacing the “ichi” with “unchi” (poop). [↩] [↩]